Oh, Where Can A Ghoul Find Love?

Somebody!

LOVE THIS POOR WOMAN!

C’mon, guys!

She has all the attributes that attract men:

  • attractive
  • intelligent
  • well-spoken
  • abortionist

Every man I have ever dated — no matter how liberal or open-minded he professes to be — has flinched, looked away, or gone silent when I first tell him what I do.

EVERY man reacts this way because…

…men are misogynists.

Obviously.

“To many people, the only thing worth knowing about me is that I am a doctor who performs abortions. They probably don’t think much about my amazing family, my three little dogs, my devotion to my students, or my skill at restoring old furniture.”

People are horrid.

Nobody cared that Charles Manson did needlepoint either.

This poor, woman just wants to be loved.

She didn’t want to be a political symbol.

She said so in the Washington Post.

Reluctantly, she’s embraced her role and it’s been splendid!

“I felt free. I was tired of playing games, and for the first time in my life, I was ready for someone to love me because I provide abortions, not in spite of it…No more batting my eyelashes on dates, feigning innocence or acting apologetic about who I am. No more waiting the requisite three days to call back, or counting down three dates to have sex if I wanted to.”

Amazing!

I was talking to a buddy just yesterday.

These are his exact words:

Where are all the lady abortionists?

The mother of my children must have killed some babies.

With pride!

This is non-negotiable.

She doesn’t have to bat her eyelashes.

She doesn’t need to feign innocence (because I’m not sure what that means).

It’s fine if she has an amazing family and three little dogs.

I don’t mind if she is skilled at restoring furniture.

But the most important thing is that she’s a doctor who performs abortions.

My heart belongs to the woman who spills the most innocent blood.

I’ll tell my friend about this chick.

He better hurry up and call her.

There are probably droves of serial killers looking her up on Tinder.

One thought on “Oh, Where Can A Ghoul Find Love?

  1. Silence of Mind says:

    Abortion is such hideous subject.

    How could the mere idea of it not curdle the blood of anyone…

    …that is unless you have the heart and mind of a serial killer.

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