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--- Gay Poser ---
How I Think I Am
I’m coming out as an astronaut.
I feel all astronaut-ish in my heart.
Lust for space travel overwhelms me.
The shiny suits.
I’m an astronaut.
So liberating to admit it.
I’m an astronaut
…who’s never been to space.
Back in the dark ages, this wouldn’t have made sense.
“Astronauts have to go into space.”
That’s what our ancestors said.
Culture is more evolved now.
This could never happen in the past.
Used to be that homosexuality required same sex relations.
Now we applaud the bravery of anyone who admits that they just ‘feel gay’.
And that’s fine with me.
Because I can realize my dream of being an astronaut.
Without all that dangerous stuff.
And a few hours watching A & E last week has helped me realize
…I’m also a crab fisherman.